"YOU'RE DEAD BONNY YOU"

this is a good story :)

one day jess and tash are just walking to west jesmond metro
and jess and tash spot a man, who is limping
becasue jess and tash are mean and horrible they start to mimick the limp.
then jess screams poo in tash's face just for the crack.
then this man stares at jess
he is dirty
very dirty
covered in mud
it is nasty
and the man says to jess and tash
'excuse me, can i just make a comment'
jess and tash stand there scared he is going to tell them off for mimicking his limp
and he goes 'i want to tell you that your hair is lovely' to jess
and jess looks at him wierdly
and he goes
'ive been working at the allotment all day that is why i am filthy. i am not a grandad'
tash has already started laughing by this point
jess smiles at the man
and the man goes
'you're dead bonny when you smile, you;re lovely you'
jess goes 'thankyou?'
and he goes
'your hair is amazing, you look lovely'
'can i ask your mam and dad if i can join your fan club?'
jess goes
'um, ok?'
tash is now past herself laughing.
jess begins to laugh
man walks off and shouts ' have a nice evening!'
jess and tash say' you too"
and jess and tash creased with laughter then carry on walking towards the metro.




mmmm
old men ;)