IM HOMEEEEEE :)

i bet everyone is so excited...not.
i have come to the conclusion i have about 16 friends. those who tried to contact me whilst away. i am very happy with this fact :)
Germany was actually amazing, i adore philippa cazaley she is my life, we have now become proper roomies, i shall miss her little snoring face at night ;)
i shall also miss jenna and lucie who i have now become pretty good friends with :) theyre lush :)

so what funny storied ca i bring home...hmm
well i got interviewed for the german newspaper
i got asked to fidn tights for a man
i got asked by a german woman what some english song lyrics mean
i ate a lot of bad food
i discovered some amazing cocktails
i found out that all germans wear bum bags and have no style
i am now obsessed with the song "up"
i eat far too much chocolate
knee deep snow is not good
i cant stop saying german words
"sorry girls, that were me" is the best quote of all time.

i have more but i really cant be bothered to type now
am chatting to chris and yazz about life and shiz, i love them both so much
chris has reminded me of the very funny ending to eurotrip with the hostel
"remember to keep your valubles in your anus" hahahaha

i also really miss my lovely best friend tash
and harriet so much too
and ellen!

eee god, im so excited to see everyone!
i spent the day today being lazy with stew after staying at his yesterday which was particularly special :):):):)
eee yay :) buzzin
i may ring tash now
xxx

germay tomorrow.

wow, i cant believe how fast this has come round, i probably wont be on here for a while, so this a last post for a bit.
im off to Rostock tomorrow to do lovely work experience talking to German people and selling them bags. how exciting.
the upside is that i get to spend a whole 10 days with philippa cazley, eat loads of german food, get away from school and laugh at funny accents.
the downside is that i miss harriets birthday, essential work and i wont see my best friends or my boyfriend for a pretty long time.

i actually cried, and probaly will do again in a bit when i'm in bed.AHHH IM SO SCARED.

anyway :) i love you tash and im around in spirit AHAHAHA CHEESSSSY
and happy birthday haz for saturday and i love you
and stew be good, i'm going to miss you more than you can imagine
and everyone else. I LOVE YOUUU :) HAVE FUNNNNN


ill be at central station at two o clock with a little pink suitcase, a massive hoodie, and a m&s carrier bag stuffed with LOADSSS of food. :)

goooooood bye
auf wiersehen :)
gutentag

bis der sechzehn februar mein freunden :)

i have straight hair.

that title is a complete lie, i never have straight hair. but my mum just attempted to do it now and i look like a complete twat. rofl. she also decided to tell me i have split ends, and that my hair is changing colour. so i am booking a hair appointment for half term, the second i'm back from land of hitler.

what have i done today.. hmm, i cant think of much interesting. i filled out an application for fat face and i made salad and watched masterchef. and that is literally about it.

OHH WAIIT. i had the morning from hell with that stupid blood test. it was so scarry but frau parry took pity on me and didnt get radge when i hadn't got the homework in which was good.

and me and kate had a rave in theatre studies and had lovely chats, and we're going to the theatre tomorrow which will be good:)

2 days till germany.
i'm going to tear my hair out.


i'll probably just spend the rest of this evening on here untill stew gets back from raving with the boyos and rings me. the silly fool he is :)

i miss ellen :(
ELLLENNNN COME TO GERMANY. ellens been my best friend for about 14 years. crazy stuff.
she lives near me and we are going to italy this year for two weeks. how exciting. i'm sure everyone wanted to know that!

i'm off to gorge on some cheese.
nom

hello, this is my first ever blog :)

hello :), okay this is wierd, i've never ever done anything like this before, but my lovely best friend tash told m that it is a goood way to vent your feelings and jut generally organise stuff. i like to talk so maybe this will be a more healthy way than ranting to my friends all the time :)

so today was quite good, tash is on msn at the moment, she's such a loser, she just got told to go to bed though which is sadtimes:(. i totally adore tash, she's amazing. "YOUU WILLL NEVER GETTTT THIIIIS" is one of my fave quotes from her, she does an amazing borat impression, you should go watch her.

actually, thinking about it today has been really good. school was okay, but then i had lunch at yo! sushi with harriet which was awesome and i ate some salmony stuff and a choclate cake thingy and it was lush mmm mmm mmm,and me and harriet laughed a lot. i love harriet too, she's so cool. she has been my best friend for like 3 years now. we're a right wierd pair, but its fine:)
so then i went to see stew, which was fab as always, i hadn't seen him for like a week, so we just lay around and chatted and listened to music and watched iron man and stuff. and i burnt my tummy on a hot water bottle which wasn't cool :( and i miss him already, which also isn't cool, but i'm not going to go on about him in case he reads this lol. that wouldn't be good jess.

and now, i am at home, at my lovely little abode in hexham, where it is still snowing, utterly freezing and everything is quiet becasue my mother is asleep on the sofa with mia. awh how cute.
i'm aboslutely shiting myself for tomorrowas i have to have a blood test. i have a deathly fear of needles. good one jess.
also i am so not looking forward to friday going to germany for ten days. TENN DAYS. thats a long time. i'm a little worried that i'll say something about the war or call someone a funny name and they'll all try and attack me and have little moustaches that will make me laugh.
what happens if i'm in the shop where im working and i dont know what to say. the other day when me and philippa were practising we knew absolutely fuck all lol, well im sure we'll have fun with all the sausage. wait that sounds wrong. i aactually did mean the food then :);)
hahhaahhaha

wow i never realy realised how boring i actually am. jesus jess. shut the fuck up.